Description
Ever had that sinking feeling when your homework is due?
Well, worry no more, with our new 100% guaranteed* Excuses Pack®.
For your very modest investment, you will receive a selection of convincingly torn and shredded ‘science’, ‘math’, and ‘English’ assignments, complete with bonus drool marks .
Put your feet up, and let new Excuses Pack® earn you all the sympathy you deserve at school.







Mateo (verified owner) –
Never turned up. They keep giving me lame excuses.
Zohar (verified owner) –
Very well worth the money.
Aiden (verified owner) –
Good quality.
Max (verified owner) –
I used your product to get off the hook with my overdue tax return, but now the lady at Inland Revenue thinks I have a dog, and told me that I now owe extra for ‘failing to disclose a taxable asset’.
Forgotten Nappy –
Good service.
Moomin –
Good quality. Very fast delivery. Very well worth the money. The product is firmly packed.