Description
Sick of all that pesky lush green grass growing on your lawn?
Be the envy of your neighbourhood! Upgrade your lawn now with lots of artistically arranged bare earth patches, to give you that sought-after ‘moonscape’ experience!
Lovingly produced by our resident master-brewer of lawn enhancing substances, and guaranteed to knock out the most resilient grass, this product is collected and allowed to mellow naturally in authentic plastic bottles, made from 100% recycled oil.
Camden (verified owner) –
Hmm. All the fizz went out of mine after the first glassful
Anthony (verified owner) –
The product was firmly packed.
Charles (verified owner) –
Very well worth the money.
William (verified owner) –
The product was firmly packed.